Banana Boat Stands By Deadly Lies

Sunscreen ads are hitting the airwaves! It’s still Spring, but the sun’s rays are as direct and dangerous in May as they are in July. As the most common form of cancer, skin cancer is a danger to all humans, not just gingers. Even when we slap on the strongest sunscreen available, we are still at… Continue reading Banana Boat Stands By Deadly Lies

Hellish Tacos

The latest Taco Bell ad making the rounds is notable for a few reasons. It is the kickoff for a major breakfast campaign, which is notably gross. It comforts us with a melody evoking the fraternal nostalgia of Cheers. It forces us to contemplate the nature of our souls and uses casual cursing. These are all nice… Continue reading Hellish Tacos