Proper Hydration Is The Enemy Of Intoxication

As we approach May, there are a few 2017 Super Bowl commercials still making the rounds. It’s no surprise the New World Order has chosen to keep this Michelob Ultra Light commercial running: The message to accept of our gray, grimy dystopia resonates deeply. Accept your dehumanization and Michelob will give relief from the dungeon, from the gauntlet… Continue reading Proper Hydration Is The Enemy Of Intoxication

Tom Clancy Still Chasing John Madden From Beyond The Grave

Have you ever wished your solemn vow of service to your country was exploited to prop up a foreign right wing dictatorship? If the answer is yes, Tom Clancy’s Ghost Recon Wildlands looks right for you! I don’t know anything about this game besides what’s in the commercial, but I assume you control a death squad charged… Continue reading Tom Clancy Still Chasing John Madden From Beyond The Grave

The Big Game Is On Commercial Break? Blame ExxonMobil.

The corrupt bastards at the NCAA have allowed time for so many commercials during March Madness that even with four games on at once, there are long periods when all four channels are on commercial break simultaneously. I just wanted to point out how greedy those sons of bitches are. ExxonMobil has turned these game… Continue reading The Big Game Is On Commercial Break? Blame ExxonMobil.