Dave Thomas Cheers Wisconsin From Beyond The Grave

I am EXTREMELY CONFLICTED about the latest Wendy’s commercial. I like Wendy’s never-frozen burgers and I like Wisconsin basketball. There must be a bracket wizard at Wendy’s who understood Wisconsin’s tournament-tested, senior-led squad would cruise to victory over the top-ranked and¬†entitled Villanova¬†team, thus keeping the burger chain’s flagship March Madness commercial relevant for one more… Continue reading Dave Thomas Cheers Wisconsin From Beyond The Grave

The Big Game Is On Commercial Break? Blame ExxonMobil.

The corrupt bastards at the NCAA have allowed time for so many commercials during March Madness that even with four games on at once, there are long periods when all four channels are on commercial break simultaneously. I just wanted to point out how greedy those sons of bitches are. ExxonMobil has turned these game… Continue reading The Big Game Is On Commercial Break? Blame ExxonMobil.