Low Testosterone Is A Crime Against America

I must have been watching something trashier than usual last night to see this commercial for the first time. It scared the shit out of me. The horrifying reality of shooting fish in a barrel: https://www.ispot.tv/share/A8R5 This is some sick stuff to push into the minds of weak American losers. The marketing team bypasses intelligent patriotic… Continue reading Low Testosterone Is A Crime Against America

Proper Hydration Is The Enemy Of Intoxication

As we approach May, there are a few 2017 Super Bowl commercials still making the rounds. It’s no surprise the New World Order has chosen to keep this Michelob Ultra Light commercial running: The message to accept of our gray, grimy dystopia resonates deeply. Accept your dehumanization and Michelob will give relief from the dungeon, from the gauntlet… Continue reading Proper Hydration Is The Enemy Of Intoxication

The Big Game Is On Commercial Break? Blame ExxonMobil.

The corrupt bastards at the NCAA have allowed time for so many commercials during March Madness that even with four games on at once, there are long periods when all four channels are on commercial break simultaneously. I just wanted to point out how greedy those sons of bitches are. ExxonMobil has turned these game… Continue reading The Big Game Is On Commercial Break? Blame ExxonMobil.