Low Testosterone Is A Crime Against America

I must have been watching something trashier than usual last night to see this commercial for the first time. It scared the shit out of me. The horrifying reality of shooting fish in a barrel: https://www.ispot.tv/share/A8R5 This is some sick stuff to push into the minds of weak American losers. The marketing team bypasses intelligent patriotic… Continue reading Low Testosterone Is A Crime Against America

Tom Clancy Still Chasing John Madden From Beyond The Grave

Have you ever wished your solemn vow of service to your country was exploited to prop up a foreign right wing dictatorship? If the answer is yes, Tom Clancy’s Ghost Recon Wildlands looks right for you! I don’t know anything about this game besides what’s in the commercial, but I assume you control a death squad charged… Continue reading Tom Clancy Still Chasing John Madden From Beyond The Grave

The Big Game Is On Commercial Break? Blame ExxonMobil.

The corrupt bastards at the NCAA have allowed time for so many commercials during March Madness that even with four games on at once, there are long periods when all four channels are on commercial break simultaneously. I just wanted to point out how greedy those sons of bitches are. ExxonMobil has turned these game… Continue reading The Big Game Is On Commercial Break? Blame ExxonMobil.